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Jeremy Watt
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Ex writer for the New York Times.
My Work:
SpongeBob Predicted the Heat Death of the Universe

All you need to know about the impending doom. Read more

June 10, 2023, 2:15 a.m.

Watt Report: Gnomes are Real, and Angry

For years people have been denying the existence of gnomes. This is a result of the CIA and department of Homeland Security running a covert cover up operation. Read more

April 5, 2023, 11:32 a.m.

NHL: Top 5 Fantasy Adds

The fantasy hockey season is almost over. Don't give up yet! Here are our top 5 player adds for the week. This list will guarantee victory. Read more

March 23, 2023, 12:33 p.m.

Watt Report: Jar Jar's Dark Truth

Jar Jar Binks is not the clumsy gungan you may think. In reality, undeniable evidence proves that he may be the greatest mastermind in the Galaxy. Click now to read the feature length report by established reporter Jeremy Watt. Read more

March 20, 2023, 7:20 p.m.

The Joker SUCKS at Basketball

It has been apparent as of late that many sports fans believe the Joker is one of the greatest basketball players in the NBA. This assumption comes from the Joker’s growing mass of points throughout this NBA season, scoring no less than 47 just last game. Read more

Feb. 3, 2021, 12:35 p.m.

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